Just for Fun
The unserious corner. Nothing here measures anything real — the numbers behind these are invented for the joke, and each page says so plainly rather than dressing folklore up as data. Everything else on the site is built to give you a number you can act on; these are built to make you laugh and possibly send them to someone.
- Animal Fight Odds Calculator
Enter your lifts, pick an animal, and find out what fraction of it you could theoretically fight. You cannot fight it.
- Animal Strength Comparison
Your lifts, lined up against every animal on the list at once. Sobering in one direction, encouraging in the other.
- Aura Calculator
Ten questions of no diagnostic value whatsoever, scored out of 100.